{"id":21,"date":"2005-10-27T04:50:37","date_gmt":"2005-10-26T23:20:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scoobr.com\/niblettes_old\/?p=21"},"modified":"2021-06-12T03:41:43","modified_gmt":"2021-06-12T03:41:43","slug":"my-first-krispy-kreme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.scoobr.com\/niblettes_old\/2005\/10\/27\/my-first-krispy-kreme\/","title":{"rendered":"My First Krispy Kreme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I just ate my very first Krispy Kreme today.  I&#8217;ve never had one before, and I thought I should do it soon before the company goes completely under.<\/p>\n<p>Results: it was completely, absolutely, truly awful.  It had the sort of unpleasant high-pitched faux sweetness you usually get from an excess of saccharin.  It was so sweet it was almost bitter.  It left my ears ringing.  And the dough was a triumph of blandness.  It was the flavor equivelent of Garfield or Dave Matthews.  It was decidedly soft and squishy, but i wouldn&#8217;t call it fresh.  It was fresh in the same way WonderBread is fresh. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m glad I had the experience of (partially) eating a Krispy Kreme donut, but I will never, ever  intentionally do it again. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I just ate my very first Krispy Kreme today. I&#8217;ve never had one before, and I thought I should do it soon before the company goes completely under. Results: it was completely, absolutely, truly awful. It had the sort of unpleasant high-pitched faux sweetness you usually get from an excess of saccharin. It was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/parCYG-l","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoobr.com\/niblettes_old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoobr.com\/niblettes_old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoobr.com\/niblettes_old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoobr.com\/niblettes_old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoobr.com\/niblettes_old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoobr.com\/niblettes_old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":463,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoobr.com\/niblettes_old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions\/463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scoobr.com\/niblettes_old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoobr.com\/niblettes_old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scoobr.com\/niblettes_old\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}